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Tuesday, 31 July 2012

JOKE OF THE DAY

A Couple vs daughter.

A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas.

~SHE WROTE~
My beloved parents, i miss you soo much & it breaks my heart to think that by the time i get back you will be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of red portion i have invented. It will make you young, so that when i return, you will be the same age as i left you.
NOTE: Pls take only a drop. 
Goodbye, Love youuuu.

So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle of red portion. The man looked at the wife and says, "U go first". So the wife took a drop, thereafter, the husband follows. Indeed the wife turns 5 years younger.

Years later, the daughter returned home to find her mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the portion worked and made her look young. The daughter was happy and asked after her father."Your father? Hmmmm, my child, your father was soo jealous that i was soo young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle." Whaaaaaat? So where is he? replied the daughter. Hmmmmmm na him dey my back. 

Goodmorning my viewers and have a wonderful day.

CHEERRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Monday, 30 July 2012

GANI FAWEHINMI ANNUAL SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS 2012

TWO(2) MILLION NAIRA SCHOLARSHIPS FOR TWENTY STUDENTS.
DAILY TRUST NEWSPAPER July 30th.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Me and a Bank Staff (Power is Good)

On 5th july, a day to my traditional wedding. I stopped by a bank Atm(bank name withheld)  to make a withdrawal. As i put my atm card to withdraw 30k, next on the screen was transaction in progress. It counted the money and stopped. To my amazement the cash didnt come out. The next thing i saw on the screen was transaction completed. "Would you like to make another transaction"?. I quickly replied no and took my atm card.

I was to travel home to villa dat day to prepare for my big day, which was the next day. Luckily for me it happened at 3pm, and also happened within the same bank premises.

I walked into the bank and complained to the customer care. They told me to wait for one day, it will revert automatically. Meanwhile i needed to make a withdrawal of 65k and i wasnt gonna make another withdrawal without seeing my money. 

When i told the customer care lady, the urgency of my transaction, she referred me to the Guru staff that manually reverses the issue. Even with the urgency of my case, and my prettily polished face, eye lashes and nails and hair (i was coming out from a beauty room), the guy just didnt wanna listen to me. He walked me out of his office. I was furious. 
I went to meet the bank manager.
Im sure you know what happened. But let me continue.

The manager assigned the same guru that was doing shakara for me to manually reverse my account. In my very presence, he didnt have a choice but to attend to me and resolve my issue. 

THE ULTIMATE POWER.  haahahhahaha I laugh o, it was my turn to do shakara for him. Finally i was told to limit a single atm transaction to 20k. They now have internal atm machines that you can withdraw up to 150k at once. 

I love that machine. hahahahahaha cheers pple.

Thursday, 26 July 2012

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JOKE OF THE DAY

Smart Contractor
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France.

At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living.

When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?" So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.

First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, "$2,700."

The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France."

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

JOKE OF THE DAY

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost :  How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was  accidentally locked  in the refrigerator.
Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later
I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.

1st ghost :  Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with
another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bustard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bustard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running, I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost :   Why  didnt you  look for the bastard in the fridge? The
bastard was hiding there. We for neva die by now!! 

LOL!!!

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

JOKE OF THE DAY

Bill Gates and Saint Peter.
Bill Gates died and found himself in purgatory being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case: I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, "What's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
"I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill. "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was beautiful and clean. Bill saw a sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I really want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was very nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill shackled to a wall in a dark cave, screaming amongst hot flames, being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
With his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, Bill responded, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches and the scantily clad women playing in the water?"
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.

Monday, 23 July 2012

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Friday, 20 July 2012

ITS FRIDAYYYYYYYYYY LETS LAUGH WITH GANDOKI

ONE OF THE BEST NIGERIAN COMEDIANS.
LOVE THIS!!!!!

JOKE OF THE DAY

A Farmer and His Imprisoned Son

An old igbo farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison.  Emeka, "This year i won't be able to plant yam and cassava because i can't dig the field, i know if you were here, you would help me."

Emeka wrote back, "Dad, dont even thing of digging the field because that's where i buried the money i stole."
The Nigeria police, on reading the letter, the very next day, the whole field was dug, looking for the money but nothing was found. 

The following day, the son wrote back, "Dad, Now you can plant your yam and cassava. Dad, this is the best i can do from here....

His Dad replied, "wow! Emekus my son, you are a powerful man indeed, even in Prison, because i was surprised to see all policemen with hoes and shovel, digging the field. I will write you back wen i want to harvest.

LOL LOL LOL!!!!

IYANYA - KUKERE

ME LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Thursday, 19 July 2012

WORLD PREMIERE: D'BANJ ---- OYATO


THATS MY FAVOURITE MAN.
I kind of expected more from him, after the controversial exit from his former record label.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Back From Funeral.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-mail to his wife. However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error,he sent the message. Meanwhile,somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,expecting message from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read. To:My loving wife Subject: I've just reached,i know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine!!!hehehe


Wednesday, 18 July 2012

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JOKE OF THE DAY

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared AND THAT IS YOU.

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