Real Life Stories Episode 2 [Most Embarrassing Moment of my Life]

by February 07, 2019 1 comments



I was in 300 level, Dre was dis gal I was scoping Sha, we were flowing well on all levels but to come my house na problem...On this faithful day when heaven decided to bless me, I was on d pitch almost about to start playing football wen d guy I gave my phone to told me that d phone was ringing...
Devil wanted to spoil tins and I asked him to ignore d call, sometin just made me ask him who d person was and he said CYNTHIA, immediately I here d name I just run come collect d phone...I told her what's up!!..she said where are u, I said I'm on d pitch...Babe said ok sorry I thought u were at home....I said what is it?...she said she wanted to come around...OBOY!!..my brain begin dance skelewu...I say Cynthia start coming, me sef,I was even planning to leave d pitch, today's training is wankain!!😂😃

Mehn, immediately I drop call I just enta shop buy hollandia nd snacks fly enter bike o...

True true, 5mins later she show...after much yarning and matters arising, plus item 7...My hand starting doing tins Soundcity will Neva show...Plus my ODOGWU was responding to stimulus....D girl was doing d Normal women first forming na saying NO NO No, but trust me, i'm d son of my father na...no retreat, no surrender.. 

Toh! after much Ado and pulling of clothes, time to shift pant reach..mehn I shook hand under d side of bed to carry condom, NO NETWORK...I use style raise bed up, NUMBER NOT AVAILABLE....I leave babe rush rush check wallet, for where!!!..
Babe done dy look me wankain eye, me mind come dy tell me say she want change mind...oboy i Neva do anything but I done begin sweat....

I say babe wait let me get it, babe don Dy carry hand go her cloth side..I shift am o..

With my guilty conscience and fear of defeat, I rush wear trouser, tear race comot for d ultimate condom search.....

No shop nearby, e come b lyk say bikemen dey against my progress, I no see anyone for almost 5 minutes...

I sha buy am o, bike wey i carry I give am #200 to give me #100, my guy come dey delay I just kuku leave am plus d change run enta lodge...

Oboy as I just enter room wetin I see eh, if no be say I be man I for cry like woman wey dey mourn her husband..

My people Babe done fully dress o, almost like she just came in...

As I enta she was even standing already, wetin I hear next na 'HASI I'M GOING'

Chai...mogbe!!..Omo begging start o, babe say 4 where!..Hasi I'm leaving, naso she open door o....I come begin beg her for road dey go o, my lodge mate just dey wonder wetin I do wey dey make me beg....I no Sha send..
Babe still insist, before I know that one stupid bike just show..AUNTY U DEY GO!!!...if u see d bad eye wey I look am eh...

But my saving grace was dat she left her Purse in my room, so she didn't have money to pay him...naso bike me begin go after much scoping...

She Sha follow me enta lodge back to go get her purse...And....from there Sha...

1 comment:

  1. This one weak me, if na me i for no even let her comot from room self

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