A Lady Vs Policeman
A woman was on a boat at the shore of a river reading a book.
A policeman approached her and said; “Good morning, Ma. What are you doing?.
“Reading a book,” she replied.
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informed her.
She said; “I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
He said; “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. “I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
She said; “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault.
He said; “But I haven’t even touched you.
She said; “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
The policeman said; “Have a nice day ma” and quickly left.
SMARTLADY….