Man Vs Family.
A Father bought a lie detector that slaps you when you lie. He decided to test it out on his son at supper, “where were you last night?” I was at the library. “The Robot slaps the son. ” Ok, i was at a friend’s house, the son admits. Doing what? Asked the father? “Watching a movie: Toy Story” The Robot slaps the son again. ” Ok i was watching porn! “Cried the son”
Father yells “what?” When i was your age i didn’t know what porn was! “The Robot Slaps the Father. The mother laughs and says, ” He certainly is your son! “The Robot Slaps the mother”.
All Family Secrets Exposed. Courtesy of the Father!!!
MORE FAMILY SECRETS EXPOSED
A rich man’s son who was classmate to Akpos told him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret & that this makes it easy to blackmail them by saying, ” i know the whole truth”.
So Akpos decided to go home and try it out.
He got home and as he is greeted by his mother, he said, ” Mama, i know the whole truth.” His mother quickly handed him N500 and said, just dont tell your father”
Quite pleased, he waited for his father to get home from work. On his arrival, his greeting to his father was, ” papa i know the whole truth,” His father quickly gave him N1000 saying, “just dont tell your mother” wow!
Amazed by this, Akpos ran out to meet the gate man saying, ” I know the whole truth,” The gate man quickly dropped the padlock he was holding and embraced Akpos really tight and said; “Thank God say you don know say na me be your real papa…… Lol.