Man Vs Wife
A husband sent a text to his wife last night,
“Hi babe, im at the pub with some friends, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before i return”
(50 Minutes Later)
The man sent another text, “Babe i forgot to tell you that i got an increase in my salary at the end of the month im getting you a new car”
She replied the text immediatelly, “OMG Really?
The husband replied,” No i just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
LOL.