JOKE OF THE DAY

Me and a Bank Staff (Power is Good)

On 5th july, a day to my traditional wedding. I stopped by a bank Atm(bank name withheld)  to make a withdrawal. As i put my atm card to withdraw 30k, next on the screen was transaction in progress. It counted the money and stopped. To my amazement the cash didnt come out. The next thing i saw on the screen was transaction completed. “Would you like to make another transaction”?. I quickly replied no and took my atm card.

I was to travel home to villa dat day to prepare for my big day, which was the next day. Luckily for me it happened at 3pm, and also happened within the same bank premises.

I walked into the bank and complained to the customer care. They told me to wait for one day, it will revert automatically. Meanwhile i needed to make a withdrawal of 65k and i wasnt gonna make another withdrawal without seeing my money. 

When i told the customer care lady, the urgency of my transaction, she referred me to the Guru staff that manually reverses the issue. Even with the urgency of my case, and my prettily polished face, eye lashes and nails and hair (i was coming out from a beauty room), the guy just didnt wanna listen to me. He walked me out of his office. I was furious. 
I went to meet the bank manager.
Im sure you know what happened. But let me continue.

The manager assigned the same guru that was doing shakara for me to manually reverse my account. In my very presence, he didnt have a choice but to attend to me and resolve my issue. 

THE ULTIMATE POWER.  haahahhahaha I laugh o, it was my turn to do shakara for him. Finally i was told to limit a single atm transaction to 20k. They now have internal atm machines that you can withdraw up to 150k at once. 

I love that machine. hahahahahaha cheers pple.

Leave a Reply