JOKE OF THE DAY

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.


1st ghost :  How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you’re dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was  accidentally locked  in the refrigerator.
Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later
I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.

1st ghost :  Wow what a horrible way to die….
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with
another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bustard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bustard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running, I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost :   Why  didnt you  look for the bastard in the fridge? The
bastard was hiding there. We for neva die by now!! 

LOL!!!

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