The lawyer asked the first man: “Sir, why are you eating the grass.”
The man responded: “We don’t have enough money for food.”
“Well, then,” the lawyer said, “you can come with me to my house.”
“But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. The lawyer turned to the other man and declared, “You can come with us also.”
The second man, pitifully, said: “But, sir, I also have a wife and six children with me.”
“Bring them along, too,” said the lawyer. They all piled into the limousine, which quickly became cramped, despite the roominess of the limousine. As they were proceeding to the lawyer’s house, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said: “Sir, you are too kind for taking us all to your home.”
The lawyer replied, “I’m glad to do it… you`ll love my place, the grass is almost a foot high.”